'ello 'ello! Me names Bert, chimney sweep, musician, artist, and kite merchant, all at yer service! 'ow do ye do? Winds in the east, mist coming in. Like somethin' is brewin' and bout to begin. Can't put me finger on what lies in store, but I fear what's to 'appen all 'appened before.
Don' know if ye all knew this, bu' me best friend 'appens ta be tha lovely Mary Poppin's 'erself. She is practically perfect in every way, an' if ye 'aven't met 'er yet, I'm certain you'll fall righ' in love wit' er.